‘Blood, Sweat, Tears..that’s what I have given this Party..F*** em’!
Posted on July 26th, 2009 in Conservatives | 6 Comments »

A close friend of mine has been feeling very sorry for himself this weekend. He has been a devoted Conservative all his life and when Cameron asked for a fresh wave of Candidates recently he decided to apply. This weekend he heard that the first Parliamentary Assessment Board, (PAB), was taking place. He was not on it and has concluded the Party don’t want him…..much to his dismay.
When he talked to me about applying to be a Conservative Parliamentary Candidate I advised him against it. I steered that given what Cameron was saying and the PR messages behind what candidates should look like, someone with a Party background and years of experience as a councillor would not fit the current mould and to wait until the next Parliament. The Party need to, from a PR perspective, show a raft of new candidates with fresh backgrounds. In a previous blog I have called the new candidates the ‘Saint Squad’. The Party will want people with respectable backgrounds like former policemen, civil servants, charity workers, nurses, doctors, teachers etc. Where would be the sense of going with candidates who are Party faithful and ex councillors? That would not represent a break from the past which Cameron wants to portray. We have had those candidates for years and that is the make up of the MP’s now in the House.
Hence Cameron needs to say to the Party, here are the fresh breed, untainted by politics…who want to make a difference. That makes great PR and will attract positive headlines. Where would be the sense of, ‘Here are our new candidates, they are all Party Faithful with years of experience on councils’. Wow that would be a PR backfire!
My friend, understood this but was in ranting mood. ‘I have toiled blood, sweat and tears for this bloody Party’, they did not even have the decency to send me a rejection letter. I hear about the PAB’s through the Daily bloody Telegraph…well f*** them. I could add so much more value to the Party. Look at that Chloe Smith. Lightweight. No gravitas. I am gutted’.
I sympathised but again stressed it was not the message the Party needed to send out if Party Faithful get the nod. Cameron is underlining his credentials and his break from the past. He needs those headlines of new ‘unpolitical canidates’.
My friends time will come, (as will other readers of this blog). Interestingly Charles Moore said in his DT article yesterday: ‘The range of bright, public-spirited candidates is impressive. This weekend, the Parliamentary Assessment Board is testing the new crop who have answered Mr Cameron’s recent call. Plenty, I gather, have experience of “real life” – ex-army officers, policemen, top-grade civil servants and people who have run their own businesses. They will look good when presented to the public at the party conference in the autumn. But one cannot help asking if so many coming in for the first time, without having risen through the hard school of party politics, will know what to do if they find themselves supporting a Tory government. At present, the huge power of public-sector Leftists – in quangos, pressure groups, unions, the judiciary, green organisations, local councils and the BBC – directs disappointed anger on to Labour. After a Tory victory, all that will change. Like enraged addicts undergoing cold turkey, without their huge doses of public spending, they will trash the public space. Will the Tories have the tough foot-soldiers needed to fight this culture war? Will they have enough officers leading from the front? If voters spot this weakness in advance, will they support them’?
There comes the challenge…..and the last thing we want is a Parliament of mediocrity. These new candidates will generate great PR and media headlines for us in the coming weeks and months….advantage Cameron and our Party!






6 Responses
I did not realise that the first PAB was this weekend. That enrages me. I have heard nothing. I am pissed off. I applied and yes I am a loyal Party supporter for years. I dont deserve to be treated like this.
I am just so majorly pissed off now.
I feel badely BADLY BADLY BADLY let down by the Party I have supported.
Yup…the Saint Squad it will be. All lightweights like Chloe Smith!
Politicians with no understanding of politics.
You dont pick a football first team with people who have never kicked a ball.
Stack of s***
I truly cannot see how explicitly plumping for style over substance (for that’s what this is; even if some of the new candidates are fantastic, the positive discrimination used to propel them really boils down to nothing more than this) can be described as an advantage for either; a) Cameron, whose lack of substance is the main criticism levelled at him, from both politicians and media; b) the Conservatives, who risk alienating their core voters/supporters/party workers in just the same way as Labour have done, with similar disastrous consequences; c) for Parliament, which finds itself demoted in importance behind the PR agendas of Cameron’s inner circle; d) the public, who may well (or, admittedly, may not) find themselves governed by a generation of politicians without the experience or political nous needed to represent them properly.
I have alot of sympathy with your friend. I hope he isn’t put off either politics or the Conservative Party as a result.
…perhaps we need to take a slightly back seat ride on this.
the original e-mail from the Candidateenquiries address states:
…and are currently assessing them to decide who should proceed to one of our Parliamentary Assessment Boards (PABs). [...that clearly states one of our...not THE...]
The e-mail goes on to state:
It may be a few weeks before we can get back to you to tell you whether or not you will be invited to a PAB and we would appreciate your patience. [...as it was asked for so kindly I, for one, am prepared to give my patience willingly...]
The penultimate paragraph states:
Also because of the large number of applications, it will not be possible for us to enter into individual correspondence with you about your application, but you will hear from us, probably by the end of July. […to my mind there are still a number of days left in the month of July so am wondering why everyone is getting a little upset when I truly believe we should just sit back, relax and realise that whilst we may not have made it this time opportunity will come knocking once again.
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Everyone definitely needs to calm down a little.
There are going to be many many PABs taking place over the coming months. Not everyone can be on the first one, and with over one thousand applications it will clearly take time for everyone to be processed and written to – whether they have got through the initial screening or not.